1. “Feel like a penny waitin’ for change”
2. “From amazing grace to a floatin’ opportunity”
3. “The girl looks good enough to sop with a biscuit”
4. “Eyes red as two cherries in a glass of milk”
5. “Heavy is the head that wears the crown”
6. “Stretch a mile before it tears an inch”
7. “Some people don’t believe fat meat is greasy”
8. “Sometimes that’s the way the side walks”
9. “Kiss the monkey on the bald spot”
10. “It ain’t the magic in the wand, it’s the magician who uses it”