A Ballantine Book
Published by The Random House Publishing Group
Copyright © 2001 by Dave Barry
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Ballantine Books, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and simultaneously in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto.
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Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 2002090813
eISBN: 978-0-307-80805-9
This edition published by arrangement with Random House, Inc.
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