I called her back immediately, doing my best to ignore the effect that the “luv” at the end of the message was having on me.
“It’s Guido Guerrieri, I got your message.…”
“I called and called but your phone is always off.”
It was a subtle thing, but she had used the familiar Italian tu form. She’d addressed me formally back in the office.
“Well, yes, I was in court for a hearing and I turned it off. Did you want to tell me something?”
“Yes, I managed to talk to Nicoletta.”
“Great, did you ask if she’s willing to meet with me?”
“I had to call her more than once. At first, she said she didn’t want to talk to you.”
“Why not?”
“I don’t know. She was confused and worried and said she didn’t want to get involved.”
“Involved in what? I only want to ask her a few questions.”
“That’s what I told her. But I kept after her, and in the end I got her to agree to meet with you.”
“Thank you. So what do I do next?”
“She said that she’s only willing to talk to you if I come, too.”
I said nothing for a few seconds.
“I told her there’s nothing to worry about, that you only want to ask her a few questions about Manuela. But she was nervous about it, so I told her that if she wanted, I could come with you. I thought that might reassure her.”
“So, now what should we do?”
“Now we should go to Rome together and meet with her.”
That answer had a truly schizophrenic effect on me: annoyance at her trespassing on my professional territory, a slight and mounting excitement at the almost explicit seductiveness in Caterina’s words and voice. I didn’t know what to say, and as I usually do in situations of this kind, I tried to stall.
“Fine. Do you mind dropping by my office this evening so we can talk it over?”
“What time?”
“If it’s all the same to you, later is better.”
“What if I come at 8:30?”
“8:30 would be perfect. So, see you later, thanks.”
“See you later.”
The conversation was over, but I stood there, looking down at the cell phone in my hand. A number of thoughts ran through my mind, and some of them were both unprofessional and unlawful. I felt embarrassed, and I knew that I could slip very quickly from the merely embarrassing to the deeply ridiculous. I quickly stuffed my cell phone into my pocket, with a briskness that verged on rage, and I hurried back to my office.
The afternoon was filled with appointments and things to do, and it went by quickly. The next day Consuelo’s first trial as sole defense counsel was scheduled in a court in the surrounding province. She’d asked me to go over the case with her.
It was a trial for robbery involving violence after the fact. Three high school students, two of them underage and one an adult, had stolen cookies, chocolate bars, and soft drinks from a supermarket. The security guard spotted them and managed to stop one of them. The other two came back to help their friend, and a fairly violent fight broke out. The kids managed to escape, but plenty of people had seen it all, and in just a few hours the Carabinieri had identified them. The two kids who were under eighteen at the time had been tried as minors in juvenile court. The client Consuelo and I were representing was the adult. He’d only come to see us after he’d already been indicted, when it was already too late to plea-bargain—definitely the best approach in a case of this sort. The defense theory that we had all agreed upon was to put all the blame for the assault on the security guard on one of the two minors—he had already gotten off with a judicial pardon, and therefore no longer risked any legal consequences. Let me point out, by the way, that it may even have been true, since one of the two minors was a rugby player who tipped the scales at well over two hundred pounds.
The following day, I was scheduled to attend a hearing at the appeals court in Lecce, so we decided that the case of the cookie thieves would be Consuelo’s first solo trial.
While she was summarizing her notes for the following day, my concentration faltered and I drifted away. As so often happens to me, I pursued a memory.
We were a group of boys, high school freshmen, on a winter afternoon. We roamed aimlessly around the city with nothing to do, bored in a way that is possible only when you have all the time in the world.
At a certain point, one of us—I think his name was Beppe—said that his parents were out of town, and that we could go to his house to listen to music and maybe make prank phone calls. Someone else said that’d be great, but first we needed to get something to eat and something to drink.
“Let’s go shoplift stuff from the supermarket,” said a third kid.
No objections were raised; in fact, the suggestion was met with an enthusiastic response. At last, an exciting development during that long afternoon of boredom. I had never stolen anything in my life, though I knew that many of my friends did it. This was the first time I’d been involved in anything of the sort. I didn’t want to do it, but I was too scared to say anything. I didn’t want to prove my friends right when they said that if I had an Indian warrior name, it would be He Who Shits in His Pants.
So I went along with them, though as we got closer to the supermarket we had selected for our raid I felt a growing disquiet, comprised of equal measures of fear that something might go wrong and shame over what we were about to do.
Things only got worse once we were inside the supermarket. My friends scattered down the aisles and began filling pants, jackets, and even knee socks with merchandise. They moved around frenetically, like crazed ants, grabbing groceries and concealing them in their clothing with complete nonchalance. They didn’t even bother to look around to make sure they weren’t being watched.
While they worked busily, I stood motionless, staring at—I’m just inventing a detail here—the shelves of the candy and snack section. I picked up a bag of malted chocolate bars and hefted it, looking furtively to my right and then to my left. There was no one in sight, and I told myself that this was the perfect moment to slip the bag down my pants and be done with it. But I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I kept thinking that in the exact split second I did, someone would come around the corner from one direction or the other, they’d see me, they’d sound the alarm, the security guards would come running, and before long I’d be handcuffed, waiting to be shipped off to the juvenile detention center, fervently hoping the ground would open up and swallow me in a chasm of humiliation and shame.
I can’t say how long we stayed in that supermarket. After a while, Beppe came over to where I stood staring intently—with autistic focus—at a package of jam tarts. In a frantic tone of voice he told me that we had to hurry up and leave the store before things got out of hand. He explained that one member of our group, Lino, was going too far, just as he had on other occasions. He’d stuffed way too much food into his clothes, and there was a good chance he’d be caught and then we’d all be fucked. His exact words. That’s when I had a clever and cowardly idea.
“Hey, Beppe, let’s do this: I’ll buy something, and while I’m paying, I’ll distract the checkout girl, so you guys can just stroll out without any problems.”
He looked at me for a few seconds with a puzzled expression on his face. He was trying to figure it out. Was I a shrewd son of a bitch or—as must have seemed far more likely—a complete pussy who was trying to pull one over on his friends? He probably couldn’t come up with a clear answer, but there was no more time to waste.
“Okay, I’ll tell the other guys. In a couple of minutes, you go to the cash register and while you pay, we’ll walk out. Then we’ll meet up back at my house.”
I felt an enormous wave of relief. I’d found the perfect solution: I wouldn’t come off as an incompetent fuck-up (a description that my friends had applied to me more than once, and with good reason), yet I was taking practically no risk, and I wasn’t committing a crime—or so I thought at the time. At that age, I still hadn’t grasped the concept of being an accomplice to a crime, much less the fundamental principals of aiding and abetting someone in the commission of a crime.
Thirty minutes later, we were all at Beppe’s house, and the dining room table was literally covered with cookies, cans of Coca-Cola, fruit juice cartons, chocolate bars, hard candies, snack cakes, cheese packs, and even a couple of salamis. In the middle of that cornucopia of junk food, solitary and pathetic, was the chocolate bar with puffed rice that I had bought and paid for with my own money.
I guess it was all pretty ridiculous, but back then I had a hard time seeing the fun in it. Once I got over my sense of relief, I was stuck facing the unpleasant truth: I’d abetted a theft, and I was just as much a thief as the others, just a much more cowardly one.
The other boys were eating, drinking, and recalling their daring deeds. I was terrified that someone might bring up my role in the raid and figure out my underlying motivations. Fortunately, that didn’t happen, but I soon became too uncomfortable to stay. I invented an excuse that no one cared about anyway and left with my tail between my legs. I left the chocolate bar I’d bought on the dining room table.
“Guido, are you listening to me?”
“I’m sorry, Consuelo, I just got distracted. I remembered something I had forgotten about and …”
“Are you okay?”
“Yes, fine.”
“You seemed a little spaced out.”
“It happens to me from time to time. Though lately it’s been happening a little more often, I have to admit.”
She said nothing. It seemed as if she were trying to find the words or work up the courage to ask a question but then couldn’t.
“Nothing to worry about, in any case. You can ask Maria Teresa. Every so often I seem like I’ve lost it, but I’m harmless.”
More or less.