Trademark Acknowledgements
The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:
NBA: NBA Properties Inc.
Jameson: Irish Distillers Limited
New York Knicks: New York Knicks LLC
Neverland: J.M. Barrie
Jeep: FCA US LLC
Mocha Frappuccino: Starbucks Coffee Company
Glock: Glock Gesellschaft MBH Limited Liability Joint Stock Company
Sig Sauer: Sig Sauer Inc.
Tom Ford: Ford, Thomas C., Individual
Tinder: WildFireWeb Inc.
Jeopardy!: Jeopardy Productions Inc. dba Merv Griffin Enterprises Corporation
Mensa: American Mensa Ltd.
iPhone: Cisco Technology Inc.
Thor: Marvel Comics Group
The Ellen Show: The Hurwitz Company, CBS Productions, Columbia TriStar Television
On-Cor: On-Cor Frozen Foods LLC
Walmart: Wal-Mart Stores Inc.
Willy Wonka: Ronald Dahl
Wi-Fi: Wi-Fi Alliance Corporation
M&Ms: Mars Incorporated
Barbarella: Paramount Pictures
New York Mets: Sterling Mets LP
Oakland As: Oakland Athletics Baseball Company
The Wizard of Oz: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Netflix: Netflix Inc.
Jasmine Magazine: Jasmine Malaysia
The New York Times: The New York Times Company
Boy Scout: Boy Scouts of America Corporation
Thing 1: Dr. Seuss Enterprises LP
Thing 2: Dr. Seuss Enterprises LP
Uber: Uber Technologies Inc.
Archie: Bob Montana, John L. Goldwater
Riverdale: The CW Television Network
Beverly Hills 90210: Darren Star, Aaron Spelling
Botox: Allergan
Andes: Andes Candies Inc.
Barbie: Mattel Inc.
60 Minutes: Don Hewitt, CBS News
Dumb and Dumber: New Line Cinema
Christian Dior: Christian Dior Couture USA
Grape Ape: Hanna-Barbera Productions
AARP: American Association of Retired Persons
Doublemint: Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company
Hermes: Hermes International Corporation France
Vera Wang: Bridal House Limited
Dolce & Gabbana: Dolce & Gabbana Trademarks SRL LLC
Coach: Gail Leather Products Inc.
Mercedes: Daimler-Benz Aktiengesellschaft Corporation
America’s Next Top Model: Tyra Banks
YouTube: Google Inc.
Tommy Bahama: Viewpoint International Inc.
Fantasy Island: Columbia Pictures Television, Sony Pictures Television
Wolverine: Marvel Characters Inc.
HGTV: Scripps Networks Inc.
Band-Aid: Johnson & Johnson Corporation
Grammys: National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences
The Field Museum: Field Museum not-for-profit Corporation
CNN: Cable News Network Inc.
Fox News: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
E! Entertainment: E! Entertainment Television Inc.
BMW: Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft Corporation
OxyContin: Purdue Pharma LP
Oscars: Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Corporation
Starbucks: Starbucks Coffee Company Corporation
TASER: Taser International Inc.
Wonder Twins: DC Comics Time Warner Entertainment Company LP
Legos: Lego Juris A/S Corporation
Williams-Sonoma: Williams-Sonoma Inc.