Two

That fear makes killers

1 The Bandusian Fountain

Remember how thunder

out of a cloudless sky

turned our poet religious?

It couldn’t have come of nothing:

this was invisible Power

shaking the earth.

He was shaken –

chided himself for a fool,

abased himself

before the gods

promising prayers

and acts of reverence.

All that I could accept,

but not his sacrifice

of the kid I called Picasso.

I used to heel my hand

against Picasso’s brow

and he would push

practising manhood,

goathood. Now

we have only a poem

and that splash of blood

by the Bandusian spring

to remember him by.

2 O!

Aeli vetusto nobilis ab Lamo
 

O Oilman Caesar

ignoble heir to another, taller Caesar

who first sent men and missiles across the desert

but not as far as yours –

even into Baghdad, even Tikrit

searching for the Evil One’s

hidden unspeakable weapons;

Gather, then, your slaves about you;

kill a pig, broach the wine cask,

summon the dancers –

while you may

O celebrate your greatness!

True Tales from Ovid

1 Global Warming

Visiting his father Phoebus,

Phaeton wears shades.

He finds the big guy busy

with charts and timetables

attended by Days and Seasons.

The boy asks

can he borrow the car.

Phoebus, uneasy

but thinking ‘quality time’,

consents.

Big mistake!

It’s all wheelies and burn,

smoke and exhaust flame

along the Skyway Highway.

Man-centred Ovid laments

another teenage statistic.

The World, he seems to imply,

can heal its own wounds.

2 Soham

Pyreneus was caretaker,

the school his domain,

certain girls (nine in all)

his inspiration.

It was a Sunday,

rain threatening

when two came by.

He pointed to the black cloud,

invited them in for shelter

and locked the doors.

According to Ovid

they should have escaped

and Pyreneus in his wild pursuit

crashed and burned.

So why these forlorn bodies

hidden in a field

and this hangdog in the dock?

3 Rugby World Cup semi-final Sydney, 15.11.03

George Gregan

is the Gorgon’s

head,

every All Black

an Atlas

turned to stone.

4 The Wall

Pyramis and Thisbe for example –

lovers from the same

suburb or village

cruelly divided

by a wall.

Are we Black and White,

Jew and Goy,

Ossie and Wessie?

No, my love

we are Palestinian

and ready to bleed.

The Advance of English – Lang and Lit

1 Shakespeare – Sonnet CXVI

Trust me –

I’m backing myself here.

Love doesn’t budge.

2 Marvell – ‘To His Coy Mistress’

IF there was time …

BUT there isn’t …

SO

we better fuck NOW!

3 Wordsworth – ‘Tintern Abbey’

4 Coleridge – ‘Kubla Khan’

You have to get the map of it:

the river came up here, out of the ground,

and five miles further on

it went down again.

That’s where old K.K. built his brothel.

He put in some nice gardens,

walls and stuff.

I was going to tell you quite a story

about old K.K.

but that pusher from Porlock knocked

and by the time I got back to my desk

I’d forgotten what it was.

5 Keats – ‘Ode to a Nightingale’

Just listening to that bird

makes me feel as if I’m pissed

or high on something –

and then the fucker flies away.

Bugger!

6 Tennyson – ‘The Lady of Shallot’

This creepy woman

she had a thing about windows –

instead of looking straight out

like you or me

she used a mirror.

Crazy, man!

And then one day a real hunk went by,

Lance Slot, I think he was called,

and she looked straight at him

and sure enough – she died!

7 Eliot – The Waste Land

I

Yes it’s spring

but London’s hell –

all these dead people

and me.

II

Rich and poor

I find them equally

obnoxious.

III

Autumn’s no better.

Sex can be really disgusting

but I do like the River.

I go there

and hum a little Wagner –

weialala leia

and so on.

IV

But imagine drowning in it –

that would be ghastly.

V

So in my head

I head for the desert –

dry throat

crops dying

voices, thunder …

Sweet and Sour

1 To Auntie Huia who made the kete in which Dr Glenn Colquhoun sent me his poems

He calls you his Auntie

and me his Godfather.

Does that make us rellies

or just partners in crime?

He’s your scribe who prescribes,

you are surgeon to the flax.

Your kete is a poem

and I treasure it.

I think of you up there, ‘up North’

on the Hokianga

where the sands are blond

the sea has blue eyes

and the soul is Maori.

How is your heart, Auntie Huia?

Listen carefully

to what he tells you about it.

Moko can be skin deep.

I think the one on his arm

goes all the way to the bone.

2 Patriot

‘Let me introduce myself.

I am a patriot from a Shithouse

in the South Seas

known as New Zealand.

‘Why do I live there?

Let’s call it a habit, an addiction

like smoking.

‘When you hear our national anthem

please remain seated.

If our flag’s raised

tear it down, burn the bastard.

‘Do this for me.’

3 City fathers

‘The Mayors of Auckland and Manukau cities are combining forces
    to advance the cause of the Eastern Corridor Motorway’ – News

John Banks

The part of us

that’s human

dislikes him.

The part that has wheels,

accelerator and brakes

voted him in.

His thank-you gift

will be another scar

across the face of our city.

Sir Barry Curtis

4 In that country

In that country

poet spoke for people

against the invader.

Between bombings

when sirens were silent

poems were broadcast.

When newspapers lied

people queued for poems

and read them on trams.

Oh for such a contract

to write only the truth,

even to die for it –

how much better than

to be civil servant

to Propriety, our master.

Sentry Duty

1 Derrida

He thought the whole fucking discourse

should have been preceded

by ‘a long learned thoughtful meditation

on the presupposition of Yes’

but I said No.

2 Where do the Great Composers go when they die?

Come in, Beethoven.

Are you receiving me?

3 So the Ancient Egyptians were right

A star

in the constellation of X

has eaten two of its planets

and exploded.

Our sun could do the same.

Great Ra

source of our life

source in time of our deaths

we abase ourselves,

we salute you!

(And please, watch your diet.)

4 Sun Block

Less melanoma may mean

more rickets

and vice versa.

So the bow-legged cowboys

confront the twiggy blondes

with leather faces.

There’s no gain without loss.

5 Petit Mort

6 Gerard Manley Hopkins

He made an appointment

with the Blessèd Virgin.

There were one or two

details of doctrine

he thought it important

they should discuss.

She stood him up

and it was raining.

She may think it

doesn’t matter,

but (off the record) he told me

he was not impressed.

7 How to Rhyme in 2003

Here we’re debating

schools of creative wraiting.

Day after day

graduates rush to say

in the same indignant tones

‘We are not clones!’

Africa: an Autobiography

1

My father was political

a revolutionary of sorts

a forty-a-day man

with a gunshot arm

and paralysed hand.

My mother

a concert virtuoso

gave up the circuit

to teach (among others)

me.

My sister’s affairs

with officers and aristos

were legend.

My granny?

She was Dame Nellie

and a peach in the kitchen.

I published my first novel

at fifteen

and went off somewhere –

to Africa I think.

The rest is history.

2

I was born on grass

among flowers

and volcanic stones.

Those blacks and whites

falling from the window

were notes of music.

Death was not in the picture.

3

From the hill

I would see the harbour,

from the harbour

the world.

Oh dear!

There would be no going back.

Africa, expect me!

4

Who will argue with a war?

It was a story.

People died.

Our side won.

5

Love

is no end of trouble.

There will be no escape

not even in

Africa.

6

Children will be

children are

children have been

and look

here comes Death

with a bag on his shoulder

marked ‘Africa’.

America

Nine-eleven was like that –

minute shapes that were bodies

all arms and legs

hurtling down.

We’d picnicked

on the white stone slopes

above Mausanne-les-Alpilles

and came home to it,

to watch it like a movie,

its horror, its rough justice.

New York seemed to be burning.

‘Yes, this happens!’

Americans

were falling from the sky.