I could not tread these perilous paths in safety,

if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. HORATIO NELSON

Capitalism is a conspiracy, not for the free market

but against it. KARL MARX

Mon vieux, les promesses n’engagent que

ceux qui les croient! JACQUES CHIRAC

These are my principles. And if you don’t like them,

I have others. GROUCHO MARX

It’s a wise man who knows how to quit when he’s behind.