I’m not consciously thinking about her but ever since the first time I saw her, she’s been in my head. I’m talking to Steve, he works on the boats with me, but part of my brain is ticking through possibilities. How I can meet her? Where does she live? Can I get her number? Would it look weird if I called on her? Where will I find her? Where will she be?
Steve nudges me. ‘We’ve got a customer. Get a load of that. She’s well fit!’
I look up and she is there.
He steps forward to greet her, ready with the patter. I pull him back. ‘Don’t even think about it. She’s mine.’
I hop into the nearest punt and hold my hand out to her.
‘Thank you,’ she says. ‘Like the hat.’
I’m wearing this stupid boater, white shirt and black trousers Alan makes us wear on Saturdays in the season. I go to take it off.
‘Don’t.’ She looks at me, appraising, head on one side. ‘It suits you, makes you look French. Italian. Something. Different, anyway.’ She smiles. ‘Oh, here.’ She reaches into her bag. ‘I’ve got something. Oh, no!’ She searches through her bag. ‘I’ve left it at home! It’s your brother’s phone. I found it on the bench where we were sitting. It must have fallen out of his pocket. I thought you might be down here. I was going to ask you to give it back to him.’
‘I’m disappointed. I thought you’d come here cos of me and my punt.’
‘That as well.’ She holds a £20 note, folded. ‘How long will this buy me?’
‘As long as you like.’
I take her where we went before: down the river as far as the weir. I moor the punt and we cross on to the island. This time I’m not so shy.
I lose track of time. We are late getting back and I’ve lost my hat. Steve smirks and points to his watch. There’s a queue. Alan is less than pleased.
‘She’d better have paid you,’ he says, as I get the punt ready for the next customers. ‘Saturday afternoon is our busy time. I don’t want you giving away no freebies. I’m not paying you to go punting pretty lasses up and down the river for free like some poncy student. Where’s your hat?’
My hand goes to my head. There are willow leaves in my hair. ‘Branch caught it. Went in the river. I tried to get it, but . . .’ I shrug.
‘That’s coming out of your wages. Them hats are expensive. They don’t grow on trees, you know. Belt and Braces had to order them specially.’
Belt and Braces is this old man’s shop in the High Street. His brother-in-law runs it. Alan gets his clothes there. I can’t look at Steve. It began with the boaters growing on trees, but the mention of Belt and Braces cracks him up.
‘I don’t know what you’re smirking at.’ Alan glares at us. ‘The two of you, bad as each other, giggling like a couple of girls.’
‘Sorry, Alan.’ I swipe away tears. ‘Private joke. I’ll make the time up. Come in early. Help you open up. How would that be? And I’ll pay for the boater, no problem.’
Alan’s anger modifies to grumbling. ‘All right. But I won’t have you two larking about.’ He’s not very tall and he pulls himself up to his full height. ‘You’re here to take the customers for a ride, not me.’
He turns on his heel and goes back to his booth, well satisfied that he’s had the last word. That sets Steve off again and I join in. I can’t stop grinning and I’d laugh at anything. I’ve got a date. She’s going to pick me up at eight.
I make sure I get into the bathroom before Martha. When I come out, I find her standing on the landing in her dressing gown, scowling at me. Without her make-up, she looks about ten.
‘What were you doing in there?’
‘Getting ready. All yours now.’
Her scowl deepens. ‘I hope it’s not all wet and messy and I hope you’ve cleaned out the basin. I can’t stand it when it’s all scummy and full of little bits of stubble. And you’d better not have been using my shampoo.’
‘I’ve got my own, thank you. And I wiped out the basin. Just for you.’
My mood is too good for her to shake it.
‘Zoe’s having a party,’ she says as she’s passing my door. ‘Lee will be there and I said I’d ask you. Do you want to come?’
‘Thanks, but I’ve got plans.’
She stops in her tracks and walks back.
‘Plans?’
‘Since this afternoon. I’ve got a date.’
‘A date?’
She’s in the room now. I’m standing there, half naked. She doesn’t care.
‘Do you mind? I’m trying to get dressed here.’
I zip up my jeans and pull on a new T-shirt. Change my mind. Strip it off and grab a shirt from the wardrobe.
‘You can’t wear that!’ Martha’s nose wrinkles. ‘You look like you’re going for a job interview.’
I pull out shirts, one after another. Martha rejects them all – too smart, too casual, too school, too beach party . . .
At last she goes for a plain dark blue. Tommy Hilfiger. No wonder she likes it. She bought it for me last birthday.
‘So?’ She asks as I button it. ‘Who’s the date?’
I tap my nose. ‘None of yours. Now, if you don’t mind, I have to finish getting ready.’ I scoop up some hair product and turn to the mirror to arrange my hair. ‘She’ll be here at eight. I don’t want to be late.’ I pick up my watch. ‘It’s nearly eight now.’
A car horn sounds outside. She’s on time. I take that as a good sign. I’m out of the door and down the stairs. When I look up at my window, I see Martha staring, mouth open, catching flies. I laugh and wave. Martha does not wave back. Her mouth shuts like a trap. Her lips compress into a thin line.
‘I’ve brought your brother’s phone,’ Caro says as I get in the car. She holds it out for me to see. ‘It is his, I take it? I thought maybe we could drop it off on our way.’
‘On our way to where?’ I ask as I fasten my seat belt.
‘On our way to wherever we are going.’
I give her directions and she drives off. She’s driving the cream-coloured Mini convertible with the top down. It’s a nice ride. If I had a car, this is the kind of car I’d like to have. I sit back and enjoy the novelty of being driven about by a girl. Some guys wouldn’t like that, but I don’t mind it at all. She’s not a bad driver. A bit fast, but sure and decisive. Better than me, that’s for certain. I’ve only just started taking lessons. They are expensive and Martha gets priority. Haven’t even put in for my test yet.
‘How come you have a car?’ I ask.
‘Trevor bought it for me. Seventeenth birthday present. He taught me to drive. We used to live in a place where there was a private road. He’d take me out on that. I passed my test just after my seventeenth birthday.’
‘Who’s Trevor?’
‘The man who is married to my mother.’
‘Don’t you call him Dad?’
‘No, I don’t.’
She speaks without taking her eyes off the road. She’s wearing a short dress. Low-cut with thin straps that fall off her shoulders. Her tattoo shows black. She’s driving barefoot. The slippy material rides up as she uses the pedals. I try not to look at her legs.
My brother answers second ring. He’s in Adidas shorts and his Villa shirt. There’s a beer in one hand, a joint in the other, a pizza box open on the coffee table, football on the widescreen telly.
‘Not going out then?’
‘Nah.’ He takes a swig from his can. ‘Can’t be arsed. Having a quiet night. Want to join me? I got pizza. Diablo with extra cheese. Villa versus Juventus has just started and I’ve got plenty of beers.’
‘Nah, I’m good.’ I shake my head. ‘Another time. I’ve got a date tonight. Just brought your phone round.’
‘Ha. One mystery solved.’ He grins. ‘I sent a text from Carl’s phone to the arsehole who took it, and got this message saying you had it. Weird or what? I couldn’t text you cos I didn’t have your number.’
‘Here.’ I give it back to him.
He looks at it like it’s the Rosetta Stone.
‘Thanks, man. My entire life is in here.’
‘You should take better care of it.’
‘When you’re shit-faced, you kind of lose track.’ He continues to stare at it, flicking through the apps. ‘Who’d got it?’
‘The girl who found you last night.’
‘What girl?’ He really must have been out of it.
‘She’s sitting in the car outside.’
‘Oh, that girl.’ He looks past me. He does remember. ‘I was wondering who would go out with you. Second mystery solved. Where you off to?’
‘She’s taking me for a ride.’
He grins with the good side of his mouth. ‘You be careful, then. Got enough of these?’ He scoops packets of condoms from a dish Gran used to keep sweets in for us.
‘For God’s sake, Rob!’ Despite myself, I blush. ‘I’ve got some.’
‘You can never have too many.’ He stuffs a wad of them into my shirt pocket. ‘Here. You might get lucky. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. That doesn’t leave you with much.’
His phone goes.
‘Aren’t you going to answer it?’
He checks the number. ‘Yes, sure.’
I glance back through the window as I go down the path to where Caro is waiting for me. The big TV is a patch of vivid green. The screen changes to a blur of team colours. The crowd rises. I can hear the roar through the glass. Someone’s scored but Rob’s not looking. He’s still talking on his phone, staring after me. Sometimes he looks just like Martha.
‘Everything OK?’ she asks.
She slips her phone into her bag as I get into the car.
‘Sure. Everything is good.’
I lean forward to get into the low seat and the condoms spill out of my shirt pocket, falling into the foot well in a multicoloured cascade of little foil-covered packages.
‘Came prepared, I see,’ she says, with one eyebrow raised. At least I’ve made her smile. She hasn’t smiled all that often.
‘It was Rob. He, er –’ I sound like a kid blaming his big brother. I scrabble to retrieve them, more to hide my blushes than anything else.
‘Where are you taking me?’ I ask as I stuff the packets I can find into my jeans’ pocket and try to rewind to the moment I got into the car.
‘It’s a secret,’ she says.
I turn back and see Rob’s still at the window watching as she drives off.