My Brain Takes Me Freaky Places
I twitch, gulp milk,
slam the glass back on the table.
A salad plate jumps.
Claude the Interloper frowns.
Mom winces.
Sister giggles.
“Hey, squirt,” I say,
pinning girl-thoughts
to the mat and
gaining control
of my brain.
“Do you like my princess hat?”
She tilts her head toward me
like I might not otherwise
notice the pink cone,
its lace ribbon dangling
close to her mac and cheese.
I move the plate a little.
“So you’re a princess now.”
“No, Brendy, it’s just
for Halloween!”
A gap toothed smile.
I was twelve
when she was born.
Everyone said we looked alike.
Mom’s gray-blue eyes,
Dad’s cheekbones.
But Courtney has it all over me
in the hair department—
hers thick, wavy, and long.
Mine straight, short, and,
I swear, already falling out.
Still, she’s my favorite person
besides my girlfriend, Vanessa.
(Sounds lame, I know.)
I’m not religious; in fact
I’m not sure I even believe in God
(though we used to go
to church religiously [ha]),
but from the second Dad
put her
into my arms,
burrito-wrapped
in a little pink blanket,
innocent face
and tiny fingernails,
I saw Divine
attention to detail.
So small.
So perfect.
It’s not a guy thing,
but I like babysitting.
Andy called her chick bait.
We used to push her stroller
to the park
and girls would wander over
to oooh
to ahhh.
When Courtney
took her first steps
toward me
Dad called me smitten.
Mom called me Little Mother.
That homey scene in eighth grade,
on my baby sister’s first birthday.
Exactly one month before
Mom, the harp player, left
Dad, the biomedical engineer, for
Claude, the Interloper.
Conductor of San Diego Philharmonic.
His orchestra’s music
poison to my father’s ear.
Dad’s banished—2,000 miles away.
(Not that we hung out a ton
when he lived closer
but at least it was an option.)
Now he’s president of a biotech firm,
seen only in summer
when Mom needs to dump us—
“Thanks, James! Ta-ta!!!”—
so she can tour with
her new (and improved)
husband.
“Big plans tomorrow?”
she asks.
“Party at Andy’s.”
Claude the Interloper
raises an eyebrow.
He doesn’t like Andy,
hates the way he just walks
into the house without knocking.
Thinks it’s rude that Andy
checks out the food in our kitchen
when he’s hungry
and maybe it is—
but I do the same thing at his house
and have since seventh grade,
a year before any of us were aware
of the Interloper’s sorry existence.
“I wanted to ask if you’d
take Courtney
trick-or-treating first.”
Don’t mind the trick-or-treating
but I’m tortured by the reason
Mom’s asking.
She’s recovering from
“an enhancement procedure”
and SURPRISE she’s sore.
Still, I avert my eyes
from her new shape
and nod yes.
“What are you going to be?”
Court asks.
Now there’s a question
and a depressing memory.