THE ABSTRACT HUMANITIES

1.

On August 14th, 1971, when they arrest Jason Smith on Rose St.,

       his neighbors don’t know he’s a subject

   in the Stanford Prison experiment, and Jason himself

doesn’t know that within 36 hours of dunking his head

     into that fake cop car, that he will have a mental breakdown

even though he keeps telling himself “this isn’t real.”

       Daumier’s “The Third-Class Carriage.” This isn’t real.

                 Turnitin.com. This isn’t real.

            Bingham’s “Fur Traders Descending the Missouri.”

       This isn’t real. In solitary confinement he thinks

of his grandmother, Pearl, the only woman who

has loved him unconditionally

       and finally recognizes Todd,

the guard, as the student who sits in the row

     in front of him in Biochemistry. Our quiz will be on

       Ludwig van Beethoven’s “Pathétique,”

       Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection.

            On destiny, 35.

       On disillusionment, 543.

       On empires, 96. On imperialism, 467.

2.

Do you know how many of Karl Marx’s

       children starved to death?

     Yes, but he kept a maid.

       Did you know two of his daughters

                      committed suicide?

       Do you know the difference between pity

     and compassion? My daughter is 30

            pounds. This isn’t real.

       Do you know the difference

            between compassion and empathy?

                      I am bleeding.

     It is easy to be empathic and lack compassion

     but sometimes a person is compassionate and lacks

empathy. The limit case being a saint or

                 martyr. To write the most tender

            poem for Karl Marx,

       which includes the Torah or rather the light

of the Hebrew alphabet which casts

                 its glyphs on one

       of Rembrandt’s wide-eyed, apple cider walls.

3.

Do not write “luminous glyphs” for it is

     overly Romanic. Do not write

a love poem to Karl Marx

       for you might lose your job.

            Do not talk about compassion, for this is not

a temple. Do not use the word “tender”

            for this is art and art must be

cold like money or fish. Do not

     say you’re a Jew

     for you never know who is reading.

Do not place the word “money” next to the word

“Jew” for people will think that all

     you care about is money.

       On patronage, 310. On pride, 59.

     On reform, 331. I am shaking.

      On scientific truth, 387.

                      I’m scared I will die.

4.

                 It has been fifteen years since my mother

     tried to kill herself. There is no way

            into the humanities. In the experiment, Todd

            beats Jason. You can only follow

   me so far, but when we get to the river, Horatio,

       you will not be able to cross through my

particular hourglass: Ubermensch, 468.

     Ulysses, 533. Un Chien Andalou, 552.

                      It is hard to believe that I found her.

It is hard to believe that I lived in that apartment

     with my mother and sister.

It is hard to believe that I was at her side

       in the hospital. The bourgeoisie

       are so self-destructive!

     That’s the real secret of the Communist

Manifesto. On the phone she says,

“Why do you think about things

       that happened so long ago?”

5.

       Horatio also says, let the past

            be the past, doomsday, doomsday.

                 Zeno, 343. Zeno, 2.

                      I’m scared and I’m bleeding.

                 Zen philosophy, 596.

       Let the peasant in this painting reap

what she sows, and if nothing comes

of nothing, Zero, Zero, let the mother

       of the third-class carriage’s weeping

hands over woven basket, infant

     to the nipple, rest unseen.