Prehistoric life

Prehistoric camping

– Hey, man, do you want to go camping this weekend?

– What do you mean?

– I was thinking we could climb a mountain and, you know, hang out for a couple of days.

– Why?

– I don’t know … I just sort of feel like getting away for a while.

– Getting away from what? Are there any predators coming?

– No.

– Did you see any predators?

Prehistoric small talk

– Hey, Ted. Seen any predators?

– Nope. You?

– Nah. Not lately.

– What are you up to this weekend?

– I don’t know. I’ll probably stand on a rock, look out for predators.

– Yeah. Same here.

Prehistoric marriage

– Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

– I do.

– Have you seen any predators?

– No.

– Has anyone seen any predators?

(pause)

– Okay … we’re safe for a little while.