Notices for tonight’s magic show

Please note that in Hector the Amazing’s final trick – “The Sawing of Susan” – the role of “Susan” will be played by Alice Jenkins. Alice is replacing Patricia Merkle, who is replacing Joan Greenblatt, who is replacing Jenny Holden who is replacing Susan Bender who is replacing Jenna Hertle who is replacing Tanya Lintle who originated the role seven performances ago.

We are also looking for contributions to the legal fund of Hector the Amazing. Hector, as you may have read, has been accused (unjustly!) of over half-a-dozen heinous crimes against women. We are confident that he will beat these charges which are completely baseless. There is no hard evidence that Hector was even present at the scene of these atrocities – no photographs, no video, no audio recordings.

We ask that you refrain from taking photographs, video or audio recordings during tonight’s magic show.

Please note that if you are attending tonight’s second performance, the role of Susan will not be played by Alice Jenkins, but by another woman, as yet to be determined. If you are attending tonight’s third performance, Susan will be played by still another woman.

Portions of tonight’s show may be inappropriate for children under the age of 18.

Enjoy the show.