Stadium proposal

Last night at Cowboys Stadium, Graham Baxter proposed to his girlfriend, Jennifer, in front of forty-one thousand screaming fans.

“Look up,” he said. “There’s something I want you to see.”

There it was, in ten-foot neon lights:

JENNIFER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

“Of course!” she squealed. “Of course I will, darling!”

There were two other Jennifers at the game.

Section 26, Row 19

JENNIFER: Of course I will, Michael! Of course!

MICHAEL: Huh? Where are you pointing? … Oh, no! Oh, God!

JENNIFER: I have three children who you’ve never met and two of them have bad problems.

Section 45, Row 11

JENNIFER: Danny, we’ve had some rough patches … but … yes! My answer is yes!

DANNY: What do you mean? Oh – oh, no! (crying) Who did this!?

JENNIFER: God. My magical Druid God.

DANNY: …

JENNIFER: The ceremony has to be Druid.