Donors needed

Dear Mrs. Greenbaum,

My name is Count Dracula and I am president of Red Cross. I write letter to ask you to give blood to Red Cross.

Here is how you donate. First, take blood out of neck. Then, put inside bag. Then mail pre-paid envelope to:

RED CROSS HEADQUARTERS

CASTLE DRACULA

DRACULA MOUNTAINS, TRANSYLVANIA 99629

You maybe see other letters for Red Cross, telling you to send blood other places. Better to send blood to headquarters.

You might ask: What happens to my blood when I send in container? I will tell you exactly: your blood will be used for regular human things. It will go inside the bodies of other, regular humans. The blood you send is for the normal humans.

Give the blood. Save life.

Sincerely,

Count Dracula, human President of Red Cross