Inn questionnaire

Dear Guest,

Thank you for staying with us. Please take a moment to fill out the following survey.

How did you hear about the Shady Manor Inn? Check all that apply.

– Saw billboard

– Read about us in guidebook

– Read about us in Journal of Paranormal Activity

– Heard voices telling you to “go to the inn,” that it was “time to go to the inn”

– Ordered to spend one night at the inn in order to receive large inheritance from eccentric relative

– Followed friends into the inn after they went inside to have premarital sex and did not return

– Directed to inn by old man at abandoned gas station, who cryptically laughed when you asked what your stay would “cost”

– Dragged here physically

– Yelp