Patron of the arts

Donate to the City Museum now and you’ll receive the following benefits!

Friend (Contributions of $1–$49)

• Official City Museum Badge.
• A private tour of the City Museum, conducted by the Head Curator.

Patron (Contributions of $50–$299)

• Official City Museum Tie.
• Invitation to have tea with the Head Curator and his family at his private residence.

Angel (Contributions of $300–$799)

• Permission to destroy any work of art and replace it with your own work.
• The Head Curator will perform a dance for you in front of his peers.

Messiah (Contributions of $800–$2,999)

• The Head Curator will come to your house and make you dinner. After dinner he will massage your back with oils.
• The Head Curator will dance for you twice, once in front of his peers and once in front of his own children.

Pharaoh (Contributions of $3,000–$24,999)

• Whenever the Head Curator sees you, he will salute, curtsy, and then run in place until you motion for him to stop.
• Unlimited dances.

Warlord (Contributions of $25,000 and up)

• One night with the Head Curator’s wife, anything goes.
• 15% discount at Gift Shop.