Jesus

JESUS: Love each other, for love conquers all.

THOMAS: Praise the Lord!

JESUS: If someone attacks you, turn the other cheek.

THOMAS: Praise the Lord!

JESUS: Eat my body and my blood.

THOMAS: Praise the— Wait. What was that last thing?

JESUS: Eat my body and my blood.

THOMAS: You mean … symbolically?

JESUS: No.

THOMAS: Oh.

JESUS: Honour thy father and thy mother.

THOMAS: Wait, hold on. Can we talk about that other thing for a second?

JESUS: What other thing? Turning the other cheek?

THOMAS: No, the thing you said after. About eating your body … and … your blood.

JESUS: What’s there to talk about?