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FELLOW BATHROOM READERS:

Bathroom reading should never be taken loosely—we must sit firmly for what we believe in, even while the rest of the world is taking pot shots at us.

So sit Down and Be Counted! Join the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. It’s free! Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and your email address to: Bathroom Readers’ Institure, P.O. Box 1117, Ashland, Oregon 97520. You’ll receive a free membership card, our BRI newsletter (sent out via email), discounts when ordering directly through the BRI, and you’ll earn a permanent spot on the BRI honor roll!

UNCLE JOHN’S NEXT
BATHROOM READER FOR KIDS ONLY
IS ALREADY IN THE WORKS!

Is there a subject you’d like to see us write about in our next Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only? Write to us or contact us through our website and let us know. We aim to please.

Well, we’re out of space, and when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. Hope to hear from you soon. Meanwhile, remember:

Go with the Flow!