Q: What makes smoke come out of Uncle John’s ears?
A: Trying to answer these classic riddles.
Q: What falls but never breaks?
A: Night!
Q: While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?
A: Everyone on the boat was married!
Q: I am the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space; The beginning of every end, And the end of every place. What am I?
A: The letter E!
Q: You are the bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on. At the third stop, 2 people get off, and at the last stop, everyone gets off. What color are the bus driver’s eyes?
A: The riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver. So what color are your eyes?
Q: Railroad crossing—look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
A: T-H-A-T!
Q: Pronounced as one letter but written with three. Only two different letters are used to make me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black, blue, and gray. I’m read from both ends and the same either way.
A: Eye!
What’s happening on January 16th? Not much—it’s National Nothing Day.