Uncle John’s best knock-knock jokes ever. Countdown…
Number 10
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum!
Number 9
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Gesundheit!
Number 8
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
Number 7
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub,
I’m dwowning!
Number 6
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Moth.
Moth who?
Moth get mythelf a new key!
Number 5
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed, that’s why I’m knocking!
Number 4
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Number 3
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me—I just forgot the joke!
Number 2
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the stupidest knock-knock joke ever!
And, finally, the Number 1 best knock-knock joke:
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W – H – O!
What? ON AVERAGE, FEMALES HAVE BETTER HEARING THAN MALES.