And still more proof that crime doesn’t pay.
COULDN’T BUY A CLUE
A man walked into a gas station with a knife and demanded that the attendant give him all the money in the cash register. The attendant replied that he had to buy something before she could open the register. The confused robber told her that he had no money, so he couldn’t buy anything. The clever attendant told him that she was very sorry, but there was nothing she could do—she had to follow the rules. And the would-be crook left…empty-handed.
LOVESICK LOSER
While robbing a bank, the thief fell head-over-heels in love with the teller he was robbing. He got away, but he was so smitten that he actually called her, at the bank… to ask for a date! She talked to him—but not to make a date. She kept him on the line long enough for the police to trace the call.
HELLO, MY NAME IS…
In Long Beach, California, several employees of a large aerospace company got the bright idea to rob a bank on their lunch hour. They had it all planned out—except for one thing: They forgot to remove their I.D. tags while they were robbing the bank.
In 1992 St. Augustine, FL, passed a law requiring horses in the downtown area to wear diapers.