CHAPTER 38

2:24:03 p.m. TUESDAY

HackOffMyBigCock: hey babe

HackOffMyBigCock you around?

2:59:11 p.m. TUESDAY

JessReilly19 I am now. What’s up?

HackOffMyBigCock just wanted to give you a heads up about Jeremy

3:01:59 p.m. TUESDAY

JessReilly19 who?

HackOffMyBigCock you know who

JessReilly19 what’s the heads up?

HackOffMyBigCock todays his birthday

JessReilly19 wow. Talk about some advance notice. Thanks for nothing.

HackOffMyBigCock I’m sure you’ll figure something out.

JessReilly19 I still have no idea who you’re talking about.

HackOffMyBigCock whatever. I’ve got to go. Hot date.

JessReilly19 at 3 in the afternoon? Don’t forget to pay him.

HackOffMyBigCock you need to work on your insults

JessReilly19 I’m rusty. Too busy being sweet and adorable.

HackOffMyBigCock you’re not that sweet

JessReilly19 Mike

HackOffMyBigCock what

JessReilly19 stay the fuck out of my business. Seriously. It’s creepy and way out of line.

HackOffMyBigCock would you have rather not known about his birthday?

3:04:03 p.m. TUESDAY

JessReilly19 I don’t even know a Jeremy.

HackOffMyBigCock you’re welcome

JessReilly19 bye

HackOffMyBigCock we’re still good right?

JessReilly19 I don’t have much of a choice. My friend list is pretty short.

HackOffMyBigCock I’ll take that as a yes

---JessReilly19 HAS LEFT THE CHAT---