Contents

1. 1. Parkaphobia
2. 2. Bacon Perfume
3. 3. The Worst Smell Ever
4. 4. Terms and Conditions Apply
5. 5. Salmonella
6. 6. Tweed Jackets
7. 7. Blue vs. Green Milk
8. 8. Smitten with Ravioli
9. 9. Calorie Bombs
10. 10. Bad Dad Jokes
11. 11. Happy Birthday!
12. 12. The Patron Saint of Shoes
13. 13. Cat Burglars
14. 14. Hairballs
15. 15. Drooling Cats vs. Teddy Bears
16. 16. Ladies Seldom Eat Cheese
17. 17. Epilogue – Preston
18. Author’s Note
19. About the Author
20. Also by Ellen Jacobson
21. A Sneak Peek of Smitten with Croissants