White House Diaries

DEPUTY ACTING ASSISTANT PROVISIONAL TEMPORARY CHIEF OF CABINET OPERATIONS STAFF LELAND BOB SNIPES, JR.

 

My God. The Fake News Libtard Antifa Socialists are claiming they won. They’re saying President Trump lost the Electoral College.

Save us, Q. Please. You’re the only thing standing between us and socialism.

We can’t accept a fake election where the fake news media lied and said Mr. Trump lost. I didn’t take the Greyhound from Weeping Sore, AR to see Mr. Trump get taken out by Deep State Sharia Sleeper Agents.

UPDATE: Just had a really interesting meeting with “the alumni” group. It looks like Mr. Trump and Mr. Bannon have a plan. #TrustThePlan