White House Diaries

DEPUTY ACTING ASSISTANT PROVISIONAL TEMPORARY CHIEF OF CABINET OPERATIONS STAFF LELAND BOB SNIPES, JR.

 

It’s Inauguration Day.

I snuck in the last of the guns with the KFC delivery. Luckily, two of the Secret Service guys are Q, and that made it easy. They know this is the end of America unless we stop Killary’s plan. We’re going upstairs into the Residence now, and I hope I survive this.

Maybe I’ll be something important, like Ambassador to Greenland.