Of all the fantastic flora and fauna I have found here on the Lone Island, this little critter is my absolute favorite. Remember your taxonomy? Kingdom, phylum, class, order, genus, family, species? Well, the Beautimous Lemallaby isn’t just a new species. It’s a brand-new class—a sort of marsupial/rodent/primate mishmash and an extraordinarily advanced one at that. Each lemallaby has a unique SunBurst Blossom pattern on its rump, which serves as camouflage as they travel through the jungle canopy, never setting their adorable little toesies on the ground. I am so fond of the lemallabies, in fact, that I have named one of them Little SmooshieFace because of his adorable visage, and he has become my greatest confidante and adviser on island matters. Yes, Little SmooshieFace knows it all.
Habitat: That’s for me to know and you to find out by studying this guide from start to finish
Population Estimate: Fifty-six lemallabies at last count
Disposition: Brilliant, funny, adorable, just the absolute best
Food Source: SunBurst Blossoms, all day every day