newscaster

some crazy white anglo saxon yale educated

speechwriter got high on some french acid dope

in an international conference of the non-aligned

meeting with the western powers…

the president wanted a “liberation speech”

to compete with mitterand

to obtain a new base agreement from felipe gonzález

and to upstage castro’s inflammatory anti-american

anti-imperialistic speech…

the writer, high on mescaline,

devised a wasp proposal

which made the u.s. and the president

sound extremely visionary…

the president announced that puerto rico

would be given independence

as a new democratic model…

the speech received wonderful praises

the president immediately conferred

with the non-aligned for new military bases …

the president encouraged the speechwriter

to draft a “detailed plan”

the writer got some more mescaline

and devised a method for the american-japanese

industrial complex to make “puerto rico

a third world economic training base”

for manufacturing mini-parts for computers.

the short range idea ran into trouble

the pentagon and the joint military council

pressured the defense secretary

to retain the puerto rican commonwealth

“why rock the boat?”

“we need puerto rico to monitor the cubans”

“the island is a secret training center for

freedom fighters crushing marxism in latin america.”

the president blamed the speechwriter

the speechwriter claimed that some crazy

puerto-rican-on-the-run-terrorist

had given him a leftist pill

that drove him insane

and into becoming a temporary agent

for the socialist cause…

the president rescinded his original independence plan…

colonialism speeches were the five-course highlights

during the evening supper meal.