some crazy white anglo saxon yale educated
speechwriter got high on some french acid dope
in an international conference of the non-aligned
meeting with the western powers…
the president wanted a “liberation speech”
to compete with mitterand
to obtain a new base agreement from felipe gonzález
and to upstage castro’s inflammatory anti-american
anti-imperialistic speech…
the writer, high on mescaline,
devised a wasp proposal
which made the u.s. and the president
sound extremely visionary…
the president announced that puerto rico
would be given independence
as a new democratic model…
the speech received wonderful praises
the president immediately conferred
with the non-aligned for new military bases …
the president encouraged the speechwriter
to draft a “detailed plan”
the writer got some more mescaline
and devised a method for the american-japanese
industrial complex to make “puerto rico
a third world economic training base”
for manufacturing mini-parts for computers.
the short range idea ran into trouble
the pentagon and the joint military council
pressured the defense secretary
to retain the puerto rican commonwealth
“why rock the boat?”
“we need puerto rico to monitor the cubans”
“the island is a secret training center for
freedom fighters crushing marxism in latin america.”
the president blamed the speechwriter
the speechwriter claimed that some crazy
puerto-rican-on-the-run-terrorist
had given him a leftist pill
that drove him insane
and into becoming a temporary agent
for the socialist cause…
the president rescinded his original independence plan…
colonialism speeches were the five-course highlights
during the evening supper meal.