1 I wasn’t actually present when this took place; it was told to me by the kitchen staff and to be fair there were a lot of liars who worked at this particular pub. However, either way I love it and the fact that I believe it, even if it didn’t happen, lets you know exactly what kind of a place this was to work in.
2 I am referring to ‘La La La Humpty’.
3 I still don’t understand how I managed this but I was, and still am, very gangly.
4 Maybe they do; I’ve never smoked them either – I’m a very good boy.
5 An African drum that looks like an hourglass-shaped conga.
6 Haha, shuttlecock.
7 Haha, shuttlecock.
8I managed to re-home AK with the friends who had found the W in Northampton. They still have him to this day and he has since acquired a prom queen sash. He’s loving life.