ELEGY FOR THE FOOTIE PAJAMAS

No snap between your legs,

for months. But how? When did I last

gnaw sausages cased in terry cloth?

When did I last unsnap-snap-snap?

I’ve gone to the door and I’ve shouted.

I am missing some-ping. Hey, you,

in your big-girl pj’s, don’t you have

a little sister? You’re giant,

lying down, musing on beanstalks.

What is Mommy doing? I am reading

in a disco. No, it’s not a disco,

it’s my office with your finger on the switch.

Two years lived under a strobe light—

when I look up, you’re there,

then there and there. When I look up,

you’ve nailed the cha-cha, the fox-trot.

What is Mommy reading?

A book with pages torn out

by Kenny Mullins in grade four.

Kenny Mullins why do you do that I said

he said Because you’re fat.

Twenty years later in Starbucks

Kenny Mullins says Sorry about the book

it was a joke! He says Ha-ha-ha!

He says Don’t put me in a poem!

Now he’s fat, and also bald. Yes,

now I say Ha-ha-ha. I don’t like

myself like this. I am leaving

some-ping out. Like me. Do you? Tomorrow

you’ll ask for the keys. Answer’s no.

Buttering me up, you say, Let’s play,

Mommy, I be the snake, you be the dark.

Fast child of a fast mother,

it’s been years but I haven’t forgotten

being the dark. It comes right back. It’s like

pushing someone off a training bike.