Contents

Contents

Part 1: I am NOT guilty

Excuse 1: ‘I was exorcising demons’

Fighting demons with Gladwrap

Flushing out demons

Excuse 2: ‘I was obeying orders’

The maniac behind the door

Excuse 3: ‘I was defending myself’

Eight communist women

Blond wig and meat tenderiser

Excuse 4: ‘He battered me’

Pre-emptive strike

Wedding present weapon

Excuse 5: ‘Oops’

Excuse 6: ‘I’m too young’

Excuse 7: ‘We were just having sex’

Drum of tragedy

Excuse 8: ‘I was a robot’

Sambuca-laced espresso

Excuse 9: ‘I was insane’

A difficult oldie

Part 2: I am not THAT guilty

Excuse 10: ‘Our sex went too far’

Embrace of the sea

Excuse 11: ‘I was provoked and snapped’

Excuse 12: ‘I didn’t mean it’

Sorry to disturb you lady

Excuse 13: ‘I only looked on’

73-year-old nightmare

Excuse 14: ‘I had the baby blues’

Motherhood shattered

Excuse 15: ‘I killed because I loved’