Bennie’s expression is aghast. “Your mother hasn’t spoken to your father in decades?”
“Not since before I was born,” Shanelle says. “You see, my mother was only sixteen when she got pregnant with me.”
My mother glares at me. “That’s been known to happen.”
“The two of them just went their separate ways,” Shanelle goes on. “My mother raised me on her own. All she would ever tell me was that she made a mistake, but that something wonderful came out of it.”
I rub Shanelle’s arm. “That’s certainly true.”
“All that was back in Texas,” Shanelle says. “My mother was born and raised in Dallas.”
“Does your father even know you exist?” Trixie wants to know.
“My mother says he does. But he’s never shown a speck of interest.”
“Maybe he’s the one who’s sick,” my mother suggests, piercing a macaron with her fork. “So now late in life he wants to make good.”
“If he’s the person who contacted your mom,” I say to Shanelle. “It could be somebody else.”
“It could be.” Shanelle takes a dainty bite from a cucumber sandwich. “But I have a feeling. And sure, I know I thought she was sick and I was wrong, but still. Even after all these years I can tell she has strong feelings for him. And if it were any old person who got in touch, wouldn’t she just tell me over the phone who it was?”
“She is being kind of secretive,” I allow.
“And she doesn’t want to tell me about it until we’re face to face and the timing is exactly right.”
“With all that, I can see why you think it’s your father,” Trixie says. “And if I were your mom, I’d be thrown for a loop, too.”
“Did your mother ever get married?” Bennie asks.
Shanelle shakes her head. “She wouldn’t date while I was growing up. She said she didn’t want to put me through her romantic drama.”
How different from Consuela Machado, the mother of Mario’s daughter. Call me catty, but I think Consuela wants every day to be a drama, so long as she gets to play the starring role.
“My mom’s been in long relationships,” Shanelle goes on, “but somehow the guy is always more serious about her than she is about him.”
I arch my brows at my mother. Talk about things that have been known to happen. I turn toward Shanelle. “It’ll be tough waiting until you get home to know the whole story.”
“Yup.” She sighs. “I get to trade one worry for another.”
Trixie rises from the table. “I hate to eat and run, but I have to get to my hair appointment.” She thanks Bennie again for the High Tea and gives him a kiss on the head, which gets him grinning from ear to ear.
“So you’re going through with it?” Shanelle says to Trixie. “You’re going to let that nutcase we met outside the theater near you with a pair of scissors?”
“I thought she was very nice,” Trixie says.
“She thinks everybody’s very nice,” Shanelle tells Bennie.
“So the next time we see Trixie, she’ll have a pixie,” I add, which requires some explanation.
A short while later, Shanelle heads for Saks Fifth Avenue’s flagship store, which among other notable features boasts an entire floor dedicated to shoes. Believe it or not, the department even has its own vanity zip code: 10022-SHOE. As for me, I return to the apartment to ready myself for my Oliver Tripp Sr. assignment, after running a few preparatory errands en route. And Bennie settles in with my mom for more Food Network binge watching.
A bit past five o’clock, with darkness already settled over the island of Manhattan, I find myself once again in the Carnegie Hill neighborhood of the Upper East Side. Beneath my wool coat I am outfitted in a cocktail dress meant to wow. Featuring gold sequins in an Art Deco pattern, it’s short-sleeved, dips to a low V in back, and is cut from a lightweight fabric that clings to every curve. Despite the frigid temps, my legs are bare. All this adds up to one thing: I am showing a lot of skin. And in addition, my heels are high, my hair is loose, and my makeup has been applied for drama.
Am I trying to look awesomely sexy for Oliver Tripp Sr.? You bet. At the mere sight of me, I want his mouth to drop open, so I can launch into my spiel and present the champagne, white roses, and chocolates—yes, chocolates—I brought with me.
My plan is straightforward: to use my feminine wiles. After all, before I caused chocolate to cover his windward side, Senior gave me quite the wink. If I can get him to warm to me again, I may be good for tonight. What I’ll do on future nights, I have no idea. Until I come up with something clever, I’m playing this one night at a time.
Now I stand before the not-so-humble abode in which the man resides. It’s several stories tall, narrow, and made of white stone. I found write-ups about it online, which cannot be said about my own address in a Cleveland-area subdivision. The townhouse is described as Beaux-Arts style and “truly one of a kind.”
I open my coat to reveal my skimpy cocktail dress and ring the bell. As I wait, I am keenly aware that several frustrating things might occur. It’s possible no one will answer. It’s possible someone other than Senior will answer, for example a housekeeper who gets paid to keep strangers like me at bay. (I did confirm with Junior that his father lives alone, so at least no wife or live-in lover will appear.) And it’s possible all this will take a while, which would be a real shame because my teeth are already chattering from the cold.
But sometimes things work out just right, because the door opens and who do I find peering out at me but Senior himself. His portly person is encased in a gorgeous robe of blue paisley silk, worn over black pants and a white dress shirt. He’s not sporting a bowtie, but nevertheless it’s a theatrical ensemble for the late afternoon. Maybe that shouldn’t surprise me.
He gives me a once-over as I thrust the roses beneath his bulbous nose. “I come bearing peace offerings, Mr. Tripp. I’m very much hoping you’ll allow me to apologize.”
He accepts the bouquet and harrumphs. “You’re the brunette who wreaked havoc at the Longley place yesterday.”
“What I feel worst about is that you were caught up in it,” I breathe. “When all you were trying to do was get your son to listen to advice he desperately needs.”
Senior frowns. “What the hell do you know about that?”
I step closer and gaze into his watery blue eyes. “A great deal.” I infuse those three words with as much portent as I can muster. “You see, I’ve been consulting for Dream Angel. For all the good that’s done.”
My bet is that Senior would love nothing more than to dish the dirt about his son’s musical. I’ll wager that he’s panting for the inside scoop on the production, particularly whatever details cast Junior in a negative light. And here I am offering to satisfy that unseemly urge. While scantily clad.
“What’s your name?” Senior wants to know.
“Happy Pennington.” I decided it would be unwise to lie about my identity. I have to maintain a relationship with this man for four days and it’s too easy to find out about me online. “It’s such an honor to meet you, sir. Excuse me if I start to babble. I’m a little nervous.”
“My son gave you this address?” Senior grumbles.
“I had to pry it out of him,” I lie. “Between you and me, I think he’s tremendously jealous that you live in such a magnificent home.”
“That’s not all he’s jealous of.” Senior steps back to usher me inside. “I suppose I can spare a minute or two to show you around.”
My heart leaps. I’m in. The second I cross the threshold I shed the champagne, chocolates, and my coat, then step forward to give Senior the opportunity to ogle my miniskirted self from one of my more impressive angles. Eventually I spin back around to face him. “This is a stupendous residence,” I burble, and I’m not even faking.
Half the main floor is two stories high. From the entry you can see all the way through the living and dining rooms to the rear garden. No doubt the furnishings are very expensive, but they’re also warm and inviting. On the right, below an enormous round mirror, is a lovely fireplace of red marble. And on the left, the wall is covered with the sort of art I see only in museums.
“I love how the Palladian-style window at the front mirrors the archway on the opposite wall,” I tell Senior, as always glad I did my research. “And how the round mirror echoes those charming nautical windows on the façade.”
Senior eyes me. “For a long time this place was owned by Patrick Dennis. You know who that is?”
As of this afternoon I do, but I’ll let him tell me.
“The creator of Auntie Mame,” he goes on. “Overrated, in my opinion. And needless to say I had to undo a lot of what he did to the property.”
“Sadly, not everyone has your eye for design.” I reach for the chocolates and hoist them in the air. “First, let me assure you these will not explode.” Then I flourish the champagne. “But this might if we shake it hard enough.”
That earns a chuckle. “Shall we give it a try?” he says.
“Let’s!” I follow Senior into the kitchen, which has stainless-steel appliances and mahogany cabinetry I would die for. “Why don’t I put those roses in water,” I offer, making myself both helpful and right at home. That task achieved, I glance into the adjacent dining room, with doors that open onto a secluded garden framed by high walls covered in ivy. I see snowflakes beginning to fall. “Such a shame we can’t have a toast out back.”
“You’d freeze in what you’re wearing.” Senior winks at me. “Not that I’m complaining.”
I wink back. “You keep it nice and cozy in here.” Actually he has the heat cranked so high my mascara might melt.
“I’m rich!” Senior cries. “I could heat this place to ninety degrees if I wanted.” He hands me a crystal champagne flute. “What shall we toast to?”
I pretend to consider. Then: “How about to high artistic standards?”
“Yes!” Senior bellows. “And to those who know how to meet them.”
We clink glasses and repair to the living room, settling on the white sofa. Unlike the Longley residence, though, this place isn’t decorated to resemble the Arctic Circle. It boasts lots of jewel-toned color, from the oriental carpets to the plump pillows against which we now rest.
“As you know, I haven’t seen Dream Angel,” Senior tells me.
“I don’t think you’ve missed much. Have you read the early blog reviews?”
He waves a dismissive hand. “I don’t even own a computer. All that technology is soul-killing.”
I bat my eyes. “You are that rare man who truly thinks for himself.”
“Computers kill the creative spirit. Woody Allen thinks the same thing. Of course he got it from me, not that he’d ever admit it.”
Now I understand why Senior lives all by himself in such a massive home. He needs all the square footage just to house his ego.
“I take it you’re not a big fan of Dream Angel,” he goes on.
“I wish I could say I was, especially since your son is the director.”
Senior drains his glass. I refill it. “He never knows what projects to take on,” Senior tells me.
“That must be such an important element of success in a field like yours. How in the world do you make such difficult judgment calls?”
That must be a good question, because the floodgates open. Senior talks and talks and talks. I don’t even have to ask a follow-up question. All I have to do is listen and keep my gaze adoring. That, and top off his champagne every now and again, as I pretend to refresh mine.
He has lots to say that’s interesting, if you can get past the hot air. He’s led a fascinating life and can tell a million anecdotes. I have no idea how many of them are true, but they’re highly entertaining.
Around seven—I know because I check my cocktail watch, a gold bangle style with a crystal-studded dial—the doorbell rings.
Senior seems flustered. He has trouble rising to his feet, thanks in part to the bubbly I’ve helped pour down his throat. “Must be the limo,” he manages.
“Oh dear, are you going somewhere?” I feign a look of disappointment. “What a shame! I feel like the evening was just getting started.”
“I plan to go to the preview.”
“You mean of Dream Angel?” I giggle. “Do you really want to ruin this lovely evening by sitting through that abomination?”
He creases his brow. “Well—”
“Wouldn’t it be better to go later in the week when more critics will be there?”
“You make a good point,” he allows.
“I’ll send the limo away.” I rise to my feet. “Or better yet, why don’t we ask the driver to bring us back some dinner?”
Now he looks genuinely puzzled. “You’d like to stay longer?”
For the first time, I feel a twinge of pity for Senior. For all his bluster and bravado, or maybe because of them, he might well be a lonely man. I sit back down. “I find you spellbinding, Mr. Tripp. So yes, I would like to stay longer.” I keep to myself the uncharitable truth that I need to waylay him long enough that he doesn’t catch a second wind and head late for the theater.
He blinks. Then: “Well, beautiful women have always found a great deal to appreciate in me.”
“Then it’s settled.” Again I rise. “What do you say to Italian food?”
As easy as that, I dispatch the limo driver and arrange for dinner. When Senior toddles upstairs to freshen up, I set the dining table, complete with silk placemats and napkins for two, crystal goblets, and candles. I eschew wine for mineral water since I don’t want Senior to expire of alcohol poisoning on my watch.
Actually, by this point I don’t want anything bad to happen to him, period. The old codger is an egomaniacal jerk, but he’s also lonely and pathetic. Maybe Junior was an impossible child. Maybe he never showed enough appreciation for his father. No, I can’t excuse Senior’s behavior at the Longley’s, but I am now open to an explanation other than that Senior is a wretched father.
When the limo driver returns with dinner—cauliflower soup, linguine vongole, and duck breast with polenta and cranberry chutney—and Senior still hasn’t returned downstairs, I call upstairs for him. Repeatedly. No response.
Great. He could be lying up there collapsed on the hardwood. The chocolate incident he might be willing to forgive, but if I drove him to a heart attack as well he won’t be the only one in serious doo-doo.
There’s only one thing to do. I must check on him. That means I have to be super bold and venture upstairs.
I don’t find Senior until I hit the third floor, which is probably why he didn’t hear me call. It’s immediately apparent I needn’t have worried about him. He’s in the library, a breathtaking room featuring crimson walls, carved bookshelves, and a mahogany desk that would look at home in the Oval Office. I am drawn to the room by the sound of fingers tapping on a keyboard.
Yes, you read that right.
I stand at the threshold of the magnificent room and watch Senior in the circle of light cast by a desk lamp, typing away on a computer keyboard as merrily as can be. Whether from the blasting furnace, the champagne, or his current activity I couldn’t tell you, but his face is flushed and he’s chortling to himself in quite a jolly fashion.
At least until he hears my voice.
“Are you trying to kill your creative spirit?” I inquire.
He slams down the lid on his laptop. “What the hell are you doing up here?”
“The question is what are you doing up here.” I set my hands on my hips. “You lied to me!”
“So what if I did?” He pivots the screen away from me.
I may be in stilettos, but that’s never slowed me down before. I sprint to the desk and wrestle the screen back into a position where I can see it.
Not only is the louse on his computer, he’s online. Visiting a website I immediately recognize. AllThatChat.com.