The Wake Upper Pooper

 

Here is how the wake upper pooper works!

 

Step 1:

 

For an extreme and steamy effect: eat some beans before bedtime.

 

Step 2:

 

Next, get on your front feet and try to inhale as much air as you can.

 

Step 3:

 

Stick out your gassy bottom in the direction of your victim.

 

Step 4:

 

Keep your balance on the front and stretch your bottom upwards and towards the goal.

 

Step 5:

 

Concentrate and shoot out the hot steamy and poopy air in an upward direction so that it hits your victim straight in the face.

 

Step 6:

 

Try to respect an almost 90 degree angle because this allows for a nice and precise shot.