The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot

 

Here is how the straight up breakfast table shot works!

 

Step 1:

 

Take a quick and deep breath of air and blow a huge gassy cloud of your own matter up against the breakfast table from down under the table.

 

Step 2:

 

It is not hard to do. The only thing you really have to concentrate hard on is the clenching of your teeth while your gassy bottom is releasing the sweetest rotten smelling clouds.

 

Step 3:

 

You will hear a very familiar sound once the stinky rotten cloud are touching their nostrils. When you hear your loved ones scream in disgust, you will know that the straight up breakfast table shot has worked like magic!

 

Step 4:

 

The key to the breakfast table shot is to eat as many Mexican beans as possible so that you can produce an extra sweet and steamy series of fart clouds.

 

Step 5:

 

Keep it as natural as you can because your family is going to love the extra sweat smell that comes from the beans. It kind of adds an extra delicious fragrance to their breakfast eggs.