The Flying Carpet

 

So what do you do to get this carpet off the ground?

 

You can accelerate the process by eating some extra hot n'spicy food or just anything that contains original Mexican beans.

 

Step 1:

 

Once you feel the gassy rumbling in your tummy, you can get ready to lift the carpet and put yourself in a position where your head sticks out to get some additional fresh air supply.

 

Step 2:

 

Burry your gassy bottom under the carpet.

 

Step 3:

 

The moment you are ready and you feel the energy getting bigger and bigger, you push out the gassy cloud into one blasting vapor volcano cloud. If the carpet is starting to fly off the ground, you will know that you have done your job right.

 

Optional Steps:

 

Notice that you have been doing an exceptional fart job if the carpet is going to get sucked out of the open door.

 

The carpet only needs an exceptionally strong vapor methane canon cloud in order to fly out of the open door and high into the sky.

 

If the door is open and you have eaten an extra portion of beans, you might be able to witness the carpet flying out of the room like a rocket ship.

 

Heck, the carpet might even float through the sky powered by one strong gas propeller that you blasted into it.