Backpack Burster

 

Here is how I got involved into the Backpack Buster and how it works:

 

Timmie went through the worst time of his young life at school, and I seriously wanted to help him out of his troubled situation with his teacher. Yes, I wanted to help him out big time.

 

I decided to teach that mobbing douchebag teacher Schnitzlewizzle some valuable lessons that he would not be able to forget for the rest of his life!

 

I can already see the face of Mister Schnitzlewizzle as he comes up to Timmie's desk and opens the backpack with his fat sausage fingers.

 

As he fingers through Timmie's belongings, Schnitzlewizzle gets hit with the worst vapour stink cloud that has ever hit his face!

 

I just want to shut this Schnitzlewizzle up and help Timmie get some credit.

 

Here is how the backpack burster works. I am thinking revenge via the backpack burster might shut up this douchebag teacher for good!

 

This is how it works:

 

Step 1:

 

Right before Timmie grabs his stuff for school, I am sneaking right next to the backpack that is already sitting there and ready to go.

 

Step 2:

 

Ready to shoot, I am blowing a very long series of fart clouds into it, and I blow it up like a balloon before it bursts.

 

The story continues like this...

 

As Timmie arrives at school, Schnitzlewizzle is already waiting for Timmie with a cheesy smile and starts groping Timmie and his bag.

 

"Today I get him", Schnitzlewizzle thinks to himself because today Timmie's backpack truly looks puffed-up!

 

"Here we go!", Schnitzlewizzle says. "Timmie open up!"

 

Timmie without any feelings of guilt hands him the backpack and says, "knock yourself out!"

 

Boooooooooooooom, Schnitzlewizzle is catapulted to the other side of the room. Yippee hurray, the backpack burster worked!

 

Mister Schnitzel blower or whatever his name is receives one steamy gas cloud jaw whifffffffffffffffer that is blowing him to the other side of the room with a bang.

 

Now everybody including Timmie is having a laugh on Schnitzlewizzle. The boys from 4th grade are yelling: "Fart boy Schnitzle...Fart boy Wizzle...Fart boy Schnitzlewizzle!" at him.

 

I guess this is called revenge and Schnitzlewizzle has never been more embarrassed in his life before.

 

I love to support good causes like Timmie's!