The Couch Blaster

The new leahter couch is just a little bit too white for my taste.

 

Well, this is where the couch blaster comes in handy. The couch is going to become my favorite hang out place after I am done with it.

 

I like things to be natural, cosy and smelly.

 

I just feel it in my gut! This chic looking couch is going to be my most favorite place very soon. It just needs some of my own fragrance.

 

In order to make the couch blaster work, you need to respect one critical point.

 

Step 1:

 

When the air is clean and no one is around, quickly sneak under the couch and get yourself in position - that's it!

 

Step 2:

 

As you feel the gassy rumbling air working like magic, you are ready to go. Wait a few seconds before some family member comes around to enjoy a short break on the new couch.

 

Step 3:

 

As the person relaxes on the beautiful new couch, start pressing out the hot steamy air.

 

Heck, this is not only a fun little project that you can have some fun with before noon, but this is the perfect activity for a party!

 

Step 4:

 

Keep concentrating on releasing the steamy and flatulent air clouds from down under, so that another bean eating couch farter that sits on it will not have any chance against them!

 

Step 5:

 

Now you are set! The toughest part that goes into the couch blaster is the fact that you actually have to wait until some family member is going to sit down on the couch. Sometimes this can become a little bit boring.

 

The couch blaster is a lot of fun when several family members are sitting together in an enjoyable round. As the cloud arrives from down under up to their noses, the fun will truly start.

 

You will have a blast with the couch blaster. Don't worry you will never get caught because nobody will ever look under the couch where you are hiding and from where the steamy cloud got launched in the first place.

 

I guarantee one thing! The couch blaster done on a regular basis is going to spare you the doctor!