The Marshmallow Shooter

 

Here are my instructions for the perfect marshmallow shooter:

 

Step 1:

 

Get yourself into position right next to the fire. Remember that you can rename the marshmallow shooter to any alternative BBQ food that you like. If your family is grilling sausages, hamburgers, or steaks then you can call it the Hot Dog Shooter, or the T-Bone Steak Shooter!

 

If you are a bean lover like me, you can also have some extra funny moments!

 

My family loves spicy Mexican BBQ food because Dad is from Mexican descent and Mom is half Mexican and half Indian, so for me it is easy to come up with names like Burrito Shooter, Bean Shooter, Chili Con Carne Shooter, etc.

 

Step 2:

 

Wait until you can feel the gassy rumbling sound in your tummy and make sure you are set for the maximum airflow position: balance and stability on the front and gassy bottom turned in an upward and shooting position that allows to aim at the flames.

 

Step 3:

 

Clench your teeth, squeeze your tummy, and spit out a series of highly explosive, gassy, energetic, and stinky fart clouds into the open fire.

 

Step 4:

 

Watch the marshmallows fly up high in the sky as this vulcanic fire explosion hits 'em!

 

Step 5:

 

If you are doing it right, the marshmallows are going to fly up high in the sky. If you are eating some extra beans before starting the marshmallow shooter, you might even be able to blast this marshmallow fart high into the sky and from there higher up to the ozone layer and from there higher up into the cosmic universe!

 

I remember the story of one marshmallow stick obsessed puppy who launched a cosmic marshmallow-stick-rocket in lightning speed.

 

This fart driven marshmallow stick was flying with lightning speed like a rocket ship into the universe and never came back to planet earth!

 

This was the fastest rocket ship ever seen in the galaxy, and it even overtook a more traditional rocket ship that was fired from some nearby military spaceship base!

 

It was unbelievably fast, and the people are still talking about this story today.

 

Can you visualize this? A marshmallow fart rocket that is faster than the speed of light and overtaking a space rocket ship from NASA - hahahahahhahahah!

 

I guess Einstein would have been impressed by this marshmallow rocket ship!