The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper

 

Well, here we go with the steamy sweat blanket pooper technique.

 

It is easy as 1-2-3 and as always perfect timing is key!

 

Step 1:

 

Wait until the kid is brushing his teeth

 

Step 2:

 

Sneak into his room for some prep work

 

Step 3:

 

Get yourself into position and keep your balance as you are sticking your bottom under the sheet. Take

one more extremely intensive breath of air while clenching your teeth and squeezing out every ounce of gas.

 

Step 4:

 

Puff up the sheet with some flatulent bean material so that it blows up like a balloon.

 

Step 5:

 

Warning: Do not confuse the sheet blower with the flying carpet and make sure the sheet does not fly off the bed because this would turn the steamy sweat blanket pooper into a ghost popper. Bad enough that Timmie still believes in magic powers so let's not get him started with poopy ghost stories.

 

Step 6:

 

Let the fun begin and watch from under the bed what happens. You can also sneak out the room and have a peek:)

 

This one always cracks me up because Mom is running out in disgust and is thinking that all of her teachings never seem to work and poor Timmie is left in total confusion because he does not understand why the sheets are smelling extra strong.