The Pillow Eruption

 

The instructions for the pillow eruption are as easy as 1-2-3. The most critical thing is not to get caught. Just sneak into the bedroom of your Mom and Dad. Wait under the bed until the light is turned off.

 

Once the room is dark and they fall asleep, you can come out and find a exceptionally comfortable place right next to Dad's side of the bed.

 

The procedure for the pillow eruption goes like this:

 

Step 1:

 

Stick up your flatulent bottom high in the air so that your wind production goes directly into the direction of Mom's nose.

 

Step 2:

 

Wait for the gaseous energy baking up in your tummy.

 

Step 3:

 

Take one more deep breath and now it is the perfect time for throwing in your airy chimes. Clench your teeth and release the pressure until every ounce of stinking gas has been shot into the air.

 

Step 4:

 

Repeat the process.

 

Step 5:

 

Listen and enjoy your own bottom burping sounds and wait a couple of seconds. You will hear the magical voice of Mom who is screaming out in disgust. You will hear her voice going on in a rant against everything that is of flatulent nature!

 

Mom is going to think that Dad is the air polluter. Don't worry about getting caught because nobody is going to suspect an innocent looking puppy.

 

I love the pillow eruption because it is the perfect insomniac game and I apply the pillow eruption whenever I am sleepless and full of energy.

 

I wish you a happy bean pooping and an exciting shooting star night.