Egocentric Pesky Perks

 

That's right! Many say that dogs are silly or just not smart.

On the other hand, folks always say that dogs are cute.

It is true dogs have been stupid down to a special form of art.

You'll laugh and smile and sometimes their screwy goofiness will really make you cry.

You keep thinking about your dog's droopy goofiness as you notice a mediterranean fruit fly popping up from your dog's gooey pile!

Suddenly, your world turns from cheer up into wise up and you force yoursef to find a way out of this puppy love.

Gooey, droopy, chewy and screwy is not what you signed up for so the best thing might be to go for a chop suey and rethink what Pee Wee Herman would do.