Martin Fitzgerald has spent most of his life daydreaming about music and has drawn the following conclusions:

 

•   Nico’s pronunciation of the word ‘Clown’ is the worst thing to have happened in the 1960s

•   Bryan Ferry’s dad seems like a lovely man

•   The only good songs about cars were written by The Beach Boys

•   The plot of ‘Down in the Tube Station at Midnight’ by The Jam makes no sense at all

•   There’ll never be a musician with a better name than Fab Moretti

 

Martin Fitzgerald was born in London and currently lives in a convent in Nottingham.