Agreement of Responsibility
THIS AGREEMENT is made between Annabel Manners and Bunty Brown, with reference to the guardianship of Harriet Manners as agreed to by Richard Manners, witness and father.
THEREFORE, intending to be legally bound hereby, the parties agree as follows:
- Bunty Brown will act like a mature and responsible adult, regardless of how fervently she believes that ‘age is just a number’.
- Bunty Brown will acknowledge the fact that Harriet Manners is a minor and will accompany her AT ALL TIMES. She will not wander off because she sees something sparkly or rare or ‘feels like it, darling’.
- Bunty Brown will not discuss with Harriet Manners anything she did or did not do in the sixties.
- Or the seventies.
- Or the eighties.
- Bunty Brown will not attempt to convert Harriet Manners to: Druidism, Paganism, Zoroastrianism, Baha’i, Prince Philip Movement, Scientology, Buddhism, Taoism, Sikhism, Islam, Hinduism, Confucianism, Christianity, Shinto, Judaism, Wicca, or any other belief system that Bunty Brown is currently devoted to.
- Bunty Brown will not pierce, henna, tie-dye or attach flowers, feathers or sequins to any part of Harriet Manners.
- Bunty Brown will put Harriet Manners first.
Signed: