In Praise of the Sausage

I like a good sausage, I do;

It’s a dish for the chosen and few.

Oh, for sausage and mash,

And of mustard a dash,

And an egg nicely fried—maybe two?

At breakfast or lunch, or at dinner,

The sausage is always a winner;

If you want a good spread

Go for sausage on bread,

And forget all your vows to be slimmer.