77A PINCH OF SALT

According to one account Rimbaud

mocked Verlaine from their upstairs window

as the latter returned home with a fish for supper.

Among biographers it is customary to conclude

that Gérard de Nerval never recovered

from unrequited love for his dead mother.

And it was said that Clodius Albinus could consume

500 dried figs, 100 peaches, ten melons, twenty

pounds of grapes, as well as 100 small birds

and 400 oysters for dinner.

It is widely supposed that thumbs-down

spelt the end of a gladiator.

However, evidence suggests

that a thumbs-up was the terminator.

There is no evidence that

feasting Romans had a vomitorium.

Gérard’s father, Doctor Labrunie,

may have been an equal problem.

But the court records that Verlaine shot

Rimbaud and was locked up in Belgium

where he had fled after a spat

over a London herring.