79THE ALSO-RAN

stamps his tiny, Olympic-

sneaker-clad foot. To be un-

recognised even among the un-

recognised is a permanent stone

in the shoe; however high

he jumps it travels with him

describing his cartwheels and

arabesques in perfect stony silence

an unlit sparkler tracing his name

invisibly against the night.

Will no one offer him a light?

Obliged to huff and puff

while others ascend the slopes

on gilt chairlifts dangling idle feet

he labours upwards, slashing

at the bushes as he goes

scaring the birds and skewering

bright leafy foes. He doesn’t feel the dirt

between his toes, only the sneaker’s

synthetic sole wearing thin

at the inner corner of each heel.

Arriving at the skyline sweaty

and red-faced he finds the party

has moved on to a secret

80location where, he’s sure,

the nectar of the gods

is being served in silver cups

by fetching maidens clad

in scanty robes. Is he not

the son of Hermes? Do not

the wings embossed on his uppers

authenticate him so?

The view up here’s sublime but

he’s not looking. Breathless, he hawks

a gob of phlegm into the dust

pulls out a ballpoint and begins

to compose, with lengthy annotations,

his orchestrated litany of woes.