82BESIDE YOURSELF

Step sideways.

Now look back

at whatever’s

left standing

in your shoes.

What looks

is reduced to the size

of a bird’s-eye

chilli, hot and salty

staring back at that bonesack

that functions as you.

This is

the split song that wells up

from the double syrinx

of the bird with blue-black

plumage, wiry white ruff

and cravat, its twinned

white commas dividing

utterance in two

self-conscious-

-ness dividing you

between curse aria

and lyrical tourette’s

83or stepping you back

from the action

to mutter sotto voce

from a perch

just out of reach.

They’ve put out wooden

troughs of honey-water

where you’ll alight

and briefly test

the taste and then take

flight.

][

Step aside.

But drag

that lazy eye

back over here.

It could still direct you

somewhere.

][

Children of the world

be glad —

of all the parents in the world you might have had

I was not one. None of you

had to be mine.

84The queen of oversight, I

might have left you high

and dry so many times

your tender leaves could not

survive, would shrivel

and decline. But

if not wired for God

or children, where’s

eternity? Well,

that’s a sentimental question.

Why not just stare at stone

in the mirror till it cracks

and the snakes go hissing home?

][

It’s been a week of rescuing

winged things —

moth in the sink, cicada

part-parcelled by a spider —

deus ex machina of insects, I,

a saviour from the hazards

of human habitation

and in me still the kid who wants to be lifted

out of the damp and sticky mess of her life

by arms that will bathe and dry and dress

her back to prettiness.

85The only arms I have belong

to the stick-figure I will make

for the hangman

and the raven.

They are not strong.

But the high-wire song

of the split-voiced bird

is also mine, his

graunch and trill

in which the wind sings

a sandpaper duet

with him.

][

Last words of Wittgenstein:

‘Tell them I had

a wonderful life.’

Who will there be

to say it to?

Face it:

disappearance in the mirror’s all

that waits for you.

][

86Does courage saved and staved

in notes add up, or is it just

mock battles between paper dolls,

last stands of midget revolutionaries

backs to the wall, waving tiny swords and singing

drunken, defiant anthems while the world

puts a tumbler over the top of them

and leaves them be

while it goes about its business

unperturbed? Is pluck

just this: admitting

you can’t ink your way out

then lock the box and walk

away into a fragile safety guaranteed

only by the turn of that

imaginary key?

][

And if there’s only one

of me what then? After amputation,

convalescence, will I ever

walk again? Even now

the words are reaching for a rhyme

to put a lid on it and paint it in bright colours,

Frida Kahlo, like you did,

painting your cast in bright

colours . . .

It’s an unglamorous trip

away from the fully furnished luxury

of internal obstacle course,

87from screaming in elevators, from

the pointless violence

of the mind, Jack Spicer, and expect no

credit either for houdini-ing your way

out of a strongbox made

to your own specifications, filled with

the glass and candyfloss of

insulating foam, for springing the locks

on the straightjacket your hand-picked staff

ever so carefully restrained you in.

Health, friends, is harder.

We must not say so.

][

I interrupt myself?

Very well, I interrupt my-

self: when I was a boy

there was none of this

shilly-shallying. I ran out

into the day without fore

or hindsight.

The trees were mine

as were the hills, neither blue

nor remembered, but bluntly

there with their ordinary

invitation, and the valleys,

not green but equally

inviting. When I was a girl

I learned to use my arms

to hold the hills at a safe

distance, and my hands

88to hold the pencils

that would colour

them in.

][

I wanted everything here

to be true. Naïve

as the humble bee

tentatively testing every

window in the room

between it and green

freedom this spring day,

its gentle repeated

inquiry. Still do.

And hence the need

to begin and then

begin again.

][

There was a time

when everywhere I went

I could smell sulphur.

89I looked for rotten eggs, rank flowers

too long in the vase,

until one day I realised

it was me (no, literally) —

a festering lily looking over the edge

with a nodding stem that

would eventually bend

and drop my head so

neither air nor water could get through

a useless straw

incapable of drinking

any more

of walking, working,

thinking. Flies crawled

across the slime-green

surface of the pool.

][

I have not fought the good fight.

Only the Lord of Ambiguous Virtue

could find a fly buzzing in a bottle

good. Had enough yet?

Yes.

And?

][

90The first person’s full

of holes, swagger, shit.

The first person derives

no benefit from her pole

position. The first person

is improved by being

someone else’s first

person when part of her

parcel is unstrung. What

everyone else can see

she’s always last to know

first person uncool

second person a disguise

for the first, third person

a costume party

thrown by a fool.

Repeat after me

répétez

s’il vous plaît

repeat until

contempt provokes

a change of tune.

] [

Things to do with a capital I

on a rainy day:

91turn it on its side

make knee-capped goalposts

then practise kicking

without looking.

Or call it cavalletti

then saddle up and make

the pony trot.

Use it as dumb-bell —

develop dumb muscle

then decamp to the countryside

and go a-fencing with its

post and rail.

Pull off the head and foot

for toothpicks

use the upright to spear flounder.

Take your box-cutter

and split its back-to-back

square brackets down

the middle then step

through the gap.

And when you’ve had enough

of that, make a row of decapitated

pedestals topped off

with a coffin, climb inside

92and carve your skinny initials

on the lid, invidia,

then set match

to the shavings and go up

in smoke.

]…[

The drunks are finally quiet when

the garbage truck at 5 am

picks up the leaning kerbside bags

and flattened cardboard boxes from

yesterday’s inner city

business. Its lights rotate

across the ceiling. Last words

of Kierkegaard:

‘Sweep me up.’

]…[

And now it’s summer again, a long time

since this ramshackle began.

Pōhutukawa bookmarks

thread the pages.

Pleasures of the Japanese

nailhead teapot, a good crop of mint.

Wind chivvying the beach towels.

Parliament of birds.

93Barn-dance of sense and foolishness,

thwack and spin:

turn me out like a spanked kid

into the garden

turn again and let me in.

. . .94