99THE NEW CUISINE

But excellence had left the old recipes.

It was no longer possible to French dress

for an English audience, or con the locals

with the pallid mash of home tricked out

in fancy language. The chemical gastronomists

had plied their expertise until none of us

would set foot in the kitchen. Even the

traditional dishes had turned sour: milk

UHT, sometimes processed cheese,

faint tang of plastic at the back

of the palate. What all of us once knew

was hoarded in the snowy alpine province

of the few. Time to strike a blow

for — what, exactly? We couldn’t say

until that crisp autumn morning when,

after breakfast at the simple wooden

table, Jane picked up a paring knife

as we were thrashing through

the dishes of another dead-end

conversation and thoughtlessly began

her cack-handed, unfamiliar, apt

undressing of the familiar apple.