Lee Mathews’ Notes on Applicant

• Where to even begin. SMDH. Smut writer with a pen name like ‘Honey’ who wants to be taken seriously but whose one item is a bullet. And it’s not the kind one would imagine in a horror writing workshop. FMAL.
• Zero signs of entitlement.
• Impressive achievements considering the genre. Then again, achievements may be due to the genre.
• Overshares. Will struggle with creating suspense – watch her on show don’t tell.
• “I am your biggest fan.” Must not be King’s. Has she ever read a single horror novel? Why does she want to write them?
• Sloppy like she’s Ruby’s twin. Can’t possibly know when to italics. Likely struggles with formats.
• No dietary restrictions? So easy. Like her, I suspect. However, if all she eats is covered in Honey (like her titles) it may just help her break that little obsession. Smut to snuff. Is it possible? Time to find out...