Soft Hands That Do Dishes

The makers of Fairy Liquid are making a new advert for their washing-up liquid and it’s to be filmed in the Gorbals, Glasgow.

Here’s a sneak preview of the script, written in typical Glesca dialogue.

‘Hey Maw, how’s yer hauns sae saft?’

To which the mother replies, ’cause I’m only fucken thirteen ya eejit!’