REJECTION #1

Dear MrTongueRing69,

Thank you for your submission, however we were unable to read it as our office is not currently equipped with a way-back machine to travel to an era when your screen name was clever and probably somewhat alluring. I can only assume it read something like “A/S/L?” before launching into the screech-and-click dial-up-modem siren song of your people.

Nonetheless, it is probably still safe to wish you well in finding a home for your cock.

Kindest Regards,

Nothing is Ok, Cupid Quarterly