HALLOWEEN SHOPPING WITH MY NIECE

Do you want to be a kitty cat?

No.

a princess?

I’m already a princess.

Of course you are.

Oh look, you could be a slice of pizza!

Nahh

Do you want to be Doc McStuffins?!

I want to be something super scary!

But, Doc McStuffins is terrifying to the Patriarchy.

What’s a patriarchy? Sounds like a kind of dinosaur?

Yes, Darling, the Patriarchy IS a dinosaur.

Is it a very big dinosaur? Cause I could be a bigger one.

I could be a dinosaur that eats a patriarchy.